Ever since we saw the cast get served up some Ron Ron Juice on Jersey Shore Family Vacation, we’ve been curious about what the spiral-inducing drink actually tastes like. Of course, Snooki has already equated the beverage to our favorite Frat Party stomach-turner, Jungle Juice. “Like it tastes so good and you keep having it, and then you wake up on the grass the next day,” she explained. Lovely, a glowing review. And yet our curiosity peaked, we decided to learn how to make Ron Ron Juice for ourselves, and unlike Ronnie Ortiz-Magro‘s entire life, it’s actually hard to f–k up. If you have a blender at the ready and a watermelon ripe for violation, Ron Ron Juice is surprisingly easy to brew. Watch our video above to see how to make Ron Ron Juice.
Ingredients:
Ron Ron Juice is comprised of only four things:
- Watermelon
- Cranberry juice
- Vodka
- Ice
We don’t think there’s an artistry to the concoction or exact measurements you need to follow, especially since we’ve witnessed a variation that’s literally just cranberry juice and vodka. Just follow your Sammi-obsessed heart and rage hard, fam.
Or, follow our simple instructions.
- Slice watermelon into small chunks and add into blender.
- Pour cranberry juice into the blender, although TBH, we pulled a Mean Girls and used cranberry juice cocktail.
- Pour ice into the blender. Since the watermelon is already, you know, basically water, we just used a small cup of crushed ice.
- Add vodka, to taste. Or just keep pouring until you can already feel tomorrow’s hangover brewing.
- Cheat on your pregnant girlfriend. (Mmm, or maybe not.)
- Optional: Garnish with the face of the biggest walking disaster you know.
Plot twist: we were actually big fans, although this may not be the drink for everyone. But it’ll definitely make your Jerzday nights a lot more interesting, especially if you’re playing a drinking game while watching the latest episode. Be sure to watch our video to see the infamous Ron Ron Juice before you down it yourself!
